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BRAND SPANKING UK REALNESS!

LxEnts are NOT afraid to admit when they have been snoozing...we have! Young Nate! Soundbwoy Ents! Where the hell have we been? This is a TRACK!

YOUNG NATE - I WONDER



Let's support UK realness! When this is released on May 11th, don't follow our example! Go cop this ish!

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Donaeo - The Don!

It's the age-old story...the UK is sooooo far up the bottoms of our US counter-parts, we over-look our very own home-grown talent! So lame! Big up Donaeo!



Big tuneage

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T.I.P speaks before being banged up AGAIN...

Don't get us wrong, LxEnts back T.I.P fully on his musical tip (no pun intended but see what we did there lol) but come on dude? When are YOU going to learn? If you keep re-offending, you will keep getting sent down. simple! The 'old you dead and gone' hey? Hmmm? So what have you got to say for yourself, Clifford?



Ok, ok so it would appear that he genuinely understands his wrongs and is using, what we hope will be his last spell in the slammer, as a positive message to the youth of today that crime doesn't pay even if you're T.I.

We like that and wish you all the best, under the circumstances, during your time inside.

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The Twitter Commandments

LxEnts are on Twitter (www.twitter.com/CeeJayLxEnts) - we don't really heart it much. Telling people what we ate for breakfast, transport reports on our daily commute and bragging about which 'live show' we're 'important' enough to be attending just aint our thing! Neither is this but we believe in freedom of speech and there are probably a few of you out there that might actually find it quite handy...



...we don't...

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DIZZEE RASCAL - BONKERS



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CIARA FEAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE -LOVE SEX MAGIC



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LILY ALLEN - NOT FAIR



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GIRLS ALOUD - UNTOUCHABLE



Random but worth it! Girls Aloud rule!

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IRONIK FEAT CHIPMUNK - TINY DANCER



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Scorcher and Wretch Clothing Line Launch

Well worth the wait I say!

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The New Order

Wondering what to do on a wet thursday eve? Well how about...

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Where The Wild Things Are...

Hands up who remembers this book...*All hands in the LxEnts office are flapping widly in the air*. Just in case you don't coz you're that old your memory is all a blur or you're just a spring chicken (gggrrr lol) the story is centred around the imaginary adventures of a boy called Max who is sent to bed without any supper! (Supper, you know, that's how you know we're taking it back! lol).

Now check this out...

Yep! That's right, it's coming to the big screen directed by Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich). We, at LxEnts Towers are ever so, ever so excited! Eeeekkk!

AND here's the trailer...

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KERI HILSON FEAT KANYE WEST AND NE-YO - KNOCK YOU DOWN



Oh dear...oh dear...oh dear!

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How much?

Ha! love this! You sit, your weight is displayed for all the world to see courtesy of the new Fitness First bus stop 'Weigh in' lol Genuis!!!


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CALLING ALL GIRLS...ALL AROUND THE..UK!

Just peeped this on Tinchy Stryder's blog.

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TINCHY STRYDER FEAT N-DUBZ - NO 1




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Turning Point Festival

This festival takes place at the Roundhouse, Chalk Farm. The line-up over all days includes:

• Zane Lowe headlining, Beardyman, The Bug, Qemists, The Noisettes, Tinchy Stryder, Kano, Bashy, Natty, Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, Mr Hudson, Ghetto, Kissy Sell Out, Ebony Bones, The Pipettes, VV Brown, Rosie Oddie and more!

Also...

"Fancy a massive opportunity to spin tunes in front of a 1000-capacity clubnight at the Roundhouse? Here's your chance to perform your own set and join a hot list of DJs, bands and performers at Turning Point, a three-day festival running 8-10 May 09 organised by young people at the cutting edge of contemporary youth and street culture. You could be DJing alongside confirmed acts including Zane Lowe and The Qemists on Friday 8th May for our cabaret themed 16+ clubnight, with the exciting prospect of providing the soundtrack to live circus performances running throughout the night!

We are looking specifically for young emerging DJs who can create and perform a 1 hour DJ set from either CDs or vinyl to suit the cabaret atmosphere, with a sound to complement the circus performers. The sound can be created from a range of genres of the moment such as Dubstep, Grime and Dubstep, Tech House/House and Minimal, Garage/Bassline, Funky House or a mixture of the above. Elegant but edgy - it's a challenge we hope you'll relish!

All you have to do is send us a 15-20 minute mix tailored to the event via email to turning.point@roundhouse.org.ukb or on CD to:

Turning Point - Friday Night

The Roundhouse

Chalk Farm Road

London

NW1 8EH

Please include your name, age and contact details (address, telephone number, email address). All entries must be received by Friday 27th March 2009. The winner will be contacted soon after 3 April.

Good luck!"

Ditto!

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KIDBASS FEAT SINCERE - GOOD GIRLS LOVE RUDE BOYS



We're guessing that this is the 'TV friendly' official video release???!!!!

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Jade...

How strange to think that we will no longer be seeing random everyday Jade Goody and the boy's photos or tracking her latest business venture or watching another installment of her Living TV series...

Jade Good passed away at 3:30 yesterday morning, Mothering Sunday of cancer of the cervix. So sad! Jade never claimed to be a saint, she was who she was, Jade Goody and her legacy will live forever through her very public battle of cervical cancer in order to heighten awareness. Smear test requests have shot through the roof because Jade made it clear that this COULD HAPPEN TO ANY GIRL OUT THERE as it had happened to her!

R.I.P Jade! You will never be forgotten and so so so so sorely missed! :(

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GIGGS - YOU RAISED ME/OPEN UP



Yet again! LxEnts have got something to say...Giggs! Initially he was a 'red light' as in 'do ot pass go' but nobody can deny that 'Talking the Hardest was a ma-hoosive track that could make you wild out without your body's consent! The above track has that likeability factor too and there's just a lil sum' sum' about his way with words and his flow. Consider us converted! Straight! We're not the only ones it would appear...he's a hot topic of convo...



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Shift Happens...

Check out this short vid on the fast pace of our ever changing world. It's scary but true...



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Dr D's got the right idea

Stumbled across this lil gem over on a tribe called next
the poster above was plastered over the poster below...


World meet DR D. LxEnts salute you coz that advert is DREADFUL and I would rather attach a piece of string to a door, tie it to my tooth and slam the door myself, real hard, then hear that ANNOYING WHINGING WHINING UBER TERRIBLE VOICE EVER AGAIN! ahhh feel much better now!

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CONSEQUENCE FEAT KID CUDI-BUGGIN OUT '09



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FLO RIDA - MAGIC



LxEnts don't usually voice our opinion on 'Brand Spanking...''s BUT Flo Rida is pushing the boundaries and testing our patience...you got away with 'Right Round'...JUST! now you're taking it too far!

Ok, rant over! Enjoy! lol

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Skepta - Sunglasses At Night

we're late as it is so obv we don't need to tell you what to do!

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There's a time and a place!

There is nothing wrong with talking about sex! Everybody does it! but this? hmmm and we thought Aubrey was the only 'out there' member of the group! People in glass houses...

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Tribute????

Ok, the world is well aware that Jade Goody is dying but last time we checked she wasn't dead yet...so wtf is this?

This is sickening! If it wasn't for the fact this blatent form of exploitation is for the greater good (every single penny made will go to her boys, Bobby and Freddy) this would be outrageous and extremely far from a good look!


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Tinch Wants To Sign YOU!

This is a very good look! A lot of UK artists talk the talk ('yeh, once we buss, we taking all our fam-a-lam' - is it really?) but Tinchy is a man of his word!

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The Return of Dyna-Mi-Tee-Hee!

Miss Dynamite is back to doing what she does best, making bangers! LxEnts are feeling this track, NUFF! ITS RUFF! (old skool - who remembers that word? lol)



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Black Dynamite

Bare jokes! This IS actually FUNNY (and it takes a lot to make the LxEnts chuckle! lol



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JOE BUDDEN - IN MY SLEEP



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FAT JOE FT AKON - ONE



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Orphan

After wack, lame attempts at horror such as 'My Bloody Valentine 3D' and 'The Unborn', this movie actually looks like it might leave you with issues!



This...on the other hand...



Can you say 'scariest bits just shown so the rest will be utter waste' lol

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Really? Already???

Before he's even really begun, it would appear that Kid Cudi is retiring following the release of his debut album...

i am sorry

March 16th, 2009

AFTER THE RELEASE OF MY FIRST LP THIS SUMMER, IAM NOT MAKING ANY MORE SOLO ALBUMS. IAM FALLIN BACK ON BEING A ARTIST. THE DRAMA THAT COMES WITH IT IS MORE OVERWHELMING THAN THE SHIT I WAS DEALING WIT WHEN I WAS PISS POOR BROKE. MY FRIENDS GET MAD AT ME, SAY IVE CHANGED, ONE OF THE ONLY HOMIES I GOT IN THIS GAME, WALE, IS WORRIED ABOUT ME CUZ OF SHIT HE HEARS. LIKE WTF? WHO CAN SAY IM BEIN HOLLYWOOD? IM NOT AROUND ANYONE BUT PLAIN PAT AND EMILE. WHO CAN SAY THAT SHIT? MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN SHIT HERE AND THERE, SPREADIN RUMORS, MAKIN JOKES, TRYNA JUDGE ME, AND FOR WHAT? DOES MY MUSIC POKE FUN AT OTHERS? DO I TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE N MY MUSIC? I ALREADY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL ONCE, AND GOT EXPELLED CUZ IT WASNT FOR ME. IMA DROP OUT THIS SHIT BEFORE NIGGAZ TRY AND CRUCIFY ME.I DONT LOOK AT IT AS QUITTING, FOR I HAVE ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL. I HAVE A SOLID FANBASE WHO TRUELY APPRECIATES ME AND MY MESSAGES THRU SONG, I GOT MULTIPLE BIG RECORDS, I HAVE RECIEVED WORLDWIDE CRITICAL ACCLAIM FROM THE BIGGEST TASTEMAKERS IN THE GAME, 3 FAN MADE BEST OF MIXTAPES WITHOUT EVEN RELEASING MORE THAN ONE MIXTAPE AND NOT EVEN RELEASING A ALBUM, I CAN PAY MY MOMS MORTGAGE AND HELP MY SISTER WITH MY NIECE AND HOLD MY BROTHERS DOWN WITH WUTEVER THEY NEED. THATS WUT I GOT IN THIS GAME FOR, TO ACCOMPLISH ALL THESE GOALS AND I HAVE. NO REGRETSIM SORRY TO THE FANS, IM SO SORRY YALL. I KNO U GUYS WILL ALL HATE ME, BUT REMEMBER, IM JUS A REGULAR DUDE WHO WAS GIVEN A AMAZING GIFT, AND NOW WITH THAT AMAZING GIFT CAME MORE UNCALLED FOR PROBLEMS THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN BEING SHOULD HAVE TO DEAL WITH.I WILL STILL DO THE COLLAB ALBUM WITH CHIP, AND THAT WILL BE MY LAST STUDIO RECORDING.IAM GOING TO FOCUS ALL MY ATTENTION ON THE HBO SHOW WHICH WE START SHOOTING IN AUGUST AND MY ACTING CAREER IN GENERAL…ILL CONTINUE TO DO SHOWS FOR THE REAL KID CUDI FANS, AND IM PLANNING A BIG CONCERT THIS SUMMER, JUS ME, AND I WILL PERFORM MY ENTIRE MIXTAPE FROM BEGINNING TO END AND NEW SONGS FROM MY ALBUM. ILL KEEP U GUYS UPDATED ON THATAGAIN, IAM SORRY, BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP ME FROM GOING COMPLETELY INSANE. IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT. BAK TO THE MOON I GOOOMUS

Right...ok then!

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TYSON!

Check out the trailer for the new documentary on 'Tyson'. It caused a whole heap of fuss at Cannes and the Sundance Festival and we can see why!



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AVX - LAUNCH PARTY - DON'T SLEEP!

DON'T SLEEP!

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BIGGGGGGG!!!! FUNKY!!!!!!!!

Funky house! LxEnts are not big fans and getting a bit tired of the 'band wagon jumpers' but THIS track, it has to be said, is big!!



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KID CUDI - SUPERBOO



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Little Boots does KId Cudi!

LxEnts really like this...




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THE DREAM FEAT MARIAH CAREY - MY LOVE



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CALVIN HARRIS - I AM NOT ALONE



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Tonight!

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Wow!

Chris 'Wasteman' Brown HAS to go down for sure. Check out the detective notes! This is not even a joke! This is deep and we can't even imagine what would posess a man to inflict this brutality on a woman!

"Christopher B and Robyn F have been involved in a dating relations for approx 1 and half year. On Sunday Feb 8 at 25 hours Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robin F picked brown,s cellular phone and picked up a three-page text message from a woman Brown had had a previous relationship with.

"A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled a vehicle over in an unknown street. Reach over Robyn F with his right hand and open the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehcile causing an approx 1 inch raised circular contusion.

"Robyn F turned to face Brown and punched her in the left eye with right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F Osmouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F and stated "I am going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!?

"Robyn F picked her cellular phone and called her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her vm greeting was playing Robyn F pretended to talk to her and stated "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there? (this statement was made while greeting was playing and was not captured) after Robyn f faked the call, Brown and looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I really am going to kill you.'

"Brown resumed punching Robyn F and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist placing her elbows and face near her lap and in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F on her left arm and hands, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approx 2 inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn f attempted to send another text message to other personal assistant Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window to an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F observed his cellular phone in his lap. She picked up the cellular phone with her left hand, and before she could make a call, he placed her in a head lock with right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

"Brown held Robyn F close to him and bit her on her left hear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of [address] and Robyn F turned off the car removed the key from inignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breath. She began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began to attempting to gauge his eyes in attempt to flee herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and released her. While brown continued to punch her she turned around a place her back to against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest and placed her feet against Brown,s body and began pushing him away.

"Brown continued to punch her on legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F began screaming for help. And Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighbor heard Robyn F,s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F was issued a domestic violence protective order (EPO). Affiant conducted an interview with Melissa Ford who advised on Feb. 8 2009 at 2500 hours she received a phone call from Robin F from an unknown telephone number later identified as the telephone number of Officer Chavez. Robin F had advised Ford that she had been assaulted by Brown. At approx at 1 am Brown called Ford as nothing happened. Ford advised Brown that she had already talked to Robin F and was aware of what happened. Ford had advised brown that the neighbors had called police and that they were with Robyn F. Brown had asked Ford if robin F had provided police with his name. And ford advised him that she had. Brown hung up the telephone and did not call back.

"On Feb. 8, Brown turned himself in and was given a copy of the EPO and advised to not contact Robyn.
"On Feb. 17 Ford advised the affiant that she had received text messages from … a number that Ford recognized as belonging to Brown. In the text message Brown apologized for what he had done to Robin F. and advised Ford he was going to get help."

JAIL THIS ANIMAL!

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MJ - Hmmmmm????

...So 'word on the street' is Michael Jackson, 'King of Pop' has officially confirmed a 10 date tour in the UK...right? so the guy below...



...isn't in a wheel-chair, his face seems to have cleared up awfully well after the whole skin falling off fiasco and he actually does look like he could manage to stand on stage and sing quietly for, ooohhh, 10 mins? Can anyone else say 'broke-ass'? Don't get us wrong, MJ is a ledge but this is tour is just a money spinner and we aint down for been ripped off by this half ass attempt at a 'retirement' tour!

Thoughts?????

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JUST GIG YOUR LIFE

Thursday 5th March 2009

X Factor Live 2009 - 02 Arena, London

Eric Benet - Jazz Cafe, London

Imperial Leisure - 100 Club, London - www.myspace.com/imperialleisure

The Macabees - Barfly Camden, London

To The Bones - Monto Waterats, London - www.myspace.com/tothebones

Peace One Day - Proud Gallery, London

Maxfield - The Legion, London - www.myspace.com/maxfieldvalerie

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CLUB MYRA TONIGHT

Ezra Bang & Hot Machine - www.myspace.com/wearehotmachine are playing! Do we need to spell it out?

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Herbal are hiring!

Herbal, situated in the heart of the East End, has been an extremely instrumental venue with regards to holding the creme de la creme underground and commercial drum and bass nights featuring every major player in the game, period! Despite their predominantly DnB reputation, Herbal have also managed to, very successfully, branch out into other musical genres, hosting nights for artists ranging from Mylo to Groove Armada.

Guess what? They are hiring!

"Herbal are currently looking for Full time cloakroom attendents and also for Part time promotion assistants.

For the cloakroom attendent please contact danny(manager) on 07878885826

For promotion assistant we are looking for females.

Please send a CV to pr@herbaluk.com

Thanks

Herbal team!!!!!!!"

Lucky rabbits foot!

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KNOW YOUR 'ROOTS'

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Terminator Salvation

There are a lot of shite hot films about to be released in the 09 but right about now, LxEnts are mucho mucho excited about this particular gem!!!



EXCITEMENT...CONTAINED...CANNOT!!!!!!

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JUST GIG YOUR LIFE!

Wednesday 4th March 2009

Tina Turner - The 02 Arena, London

Miri - Bull & Gate, London - www.myspace.com/wheresmiri

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MUSIQ SOULCHILD - SO BEAUTIFUL



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LIL WAYNE - PROM QUEEN



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Oh Britney Baby!

Brit Brit's long anticipated 'Circus' world tour kicked off yesterday...

...and

I can't say we're very impressed...yeh we hear that she's been through it and come out stronger on the other side (blah blah blah etc) but lip- synching and half-ass lame dance routines just aint cutting it im afraid! Come on Britters, you can do better than that!

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DUURTY GOODZ - THEY JUST DONT KNOW



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Dead Man Running!

This film looks SERIOUS!




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Undress You

No, we don't want to!...it's the title of Audley Anderson's debut single 'Undress You' released TODAY! (Yes, yes Audley of 'Fame Academy' but everyone knows the real winners are NOT the last one's standing! ;) )

Rather than the usual RnB vibe, Audley is aiming to create soulful pop music, aiming at the discerning 25+ demographic who love classic soul sounds...and you can listen here!

We know you're gonna like it so to buy go straight to itunes and support UK talent!

Also check out his myspace
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